Mooger

Older female cougars who weigh on the heavy side. They often adorn themselves in leopard or cheetah print silks and show a hint of skin. Easy to please and converse with.

I was down at the trailer bar by Popeyes and it was full of moogers.

by schmoovness November 30, 2011

mooge

To mooge is to engage in a 69 with a girl while standing up, so she's upside down. In the middle, you drop her and she breaks her neck. Then, you stick her cell phone into her vagina, and call it so that it vibrates, and then you snort her vaginal drippings.

I want to mooge her so bad.

by Turdle Ferguson December 30, 2007

moosed

To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"

I got moosed by Julie last night.

by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005

mooed point

a cows opinion.

it dosent matter! and is possibly irrelevant to the topic at hand

joe, noone cares what you have to say cause your always coming up with mooed points

"man thats such a mooed point"

by steve the legend December 12, 2006

monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

by fatbob May 6, 2003

Moosed

While engaging in intercourse from behind, placing one's thumbs against one's temples and then vigorously wiggling one's fingers in a Bullwinklish manner.

"I moosed three chicks last night."
"Last night I got moosed again by that bastard!!"

by O-dogg January 31, 2003

mooked

a fuckin ugly ass bitch, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face. a girl that looks like they got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times.

Damn that chick is mooked.

by drfreshdude January 13, 2008