Moofie

The name of a mythical creature that wreaks havoc on modems and other computer network components. A computer gremlin.

See aslo moofed

We knew Moofie was on the loose when suddenly people started disappearing from chat.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

Moobie

One of two people who are madly in love--Merritt or Abbie.

Merritt and Abbie are moobies!

by Tammy December 30, 2004

moofle

A word to be used when you are politely annoyed and can't think of the right word to say, thus confusing other people and giving you time to think.

Berty: Ah, but you can't give Mr. Richards your coursework if you have a detention with our head. If you want I can give it to him?

Ted: No! I need to get my mobile back from him before the end of term! This is the only chance!

Berty: But if you miss this detention you will be kept in for another day to fulfill it.

Ted: ....Moofle!

Berty: ...What the fuck?

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Moodis

a person of the homosexual nature

Mo Rocca is type moodis

by Bryan Levine September 2, 2008

Mobfish

A female of the indigenous variety that makes shitloads of noise for no apparernt reason and will get agressive if they bump into you accidentally, usually raising a fist and exclaiming "MMMMMM!!!", the fist will rarely be used to inflict pain on the victim of the MMMMing.

Them mobfish over there think they own the place!

by ::Buddha:: May 12, 2008

moofma

An accumulation of belly button lint

What are you digging for in your belly button? Moofma?

by Zaftig07 August 1, 2015

Moobish

When you do one word per post or text while fondling or performing felatio.

Asshat "Hey"
Asshat "guys"
Asshat "what's"
Asshat "going"
Scott "PI'll the dick out your mouth and finish a thought, you moobish speaking mfer"

by Kong's used plug April 8, 2016