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montgomery, NJ

the preppiest, worstest, rich ass school "like" everrrr. You can find a bunch of white ppl who think they are ghetto fab even tho they're all preppy or punky. You can also find many emo children in this area, and i won't make any comments about every body else.
PS this town sucks
IF you want to go on vacation to a city w/ a bunch of white ppl, preps, punks, and cutters galore Montgomery, NJ is the place for you.
by uknowhoiam April 25, 2005
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Montgomery Township(NJ)

Montgomery Township aka Monty, Belle Mead NJ. This town makes up with the "ghetto" of Montgomery Pike Run...which all the preps call "the ghetto" but they should really go to Queens to see the real ghetto. This town is so fake and there isn't one single person who doesn't talk bad about there friends behind there back. Also all the white "preps" pretend there gangster to get attetion.
"Yo yo yo fo sizzle bitches"...a white girl in Monty is most likely to say that.
by monty_sucks May 9, 2005
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Montgomery Carwash

When one craps upon a plate and rubs it on his or her partner and then urinates to wash it off.
Did you enjoy the spicy beef? I'm ready for the montgomery carwash!
by Itsjustamodel March 2, 2009
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montgomery, ohio

A hell hole suburb of Cincinnati. Considered a great place to raise kids, but really is an example of why soccer mom's should be banned from voting and running for office. The cops here have nothing better to do than pick on teenagers, blacks, and anyone who's been in trouble with them before. The main roads have stop signs for streets with 5 fucking house's on them. The residents are a bunch of rich phony fucks, who got nothing better to do than one up each other. Half the kids get a new car on their birthday, and you're looked down upon if you're not rich, and preppy.
Typical soccer mom conversation in Montgomery, Ohio
Montgomeryite 1: I love my BMW, it's got heated seats.
Montgomeryite 2: Oh yeah my BMW has heated AND cooled seats.
Montgomeryite 1 (calls husband): Buy me a new Beemer!!!!! I need cooled seats, the hand stitched leather, and the real redwood trim, none of that plastic shit this time!!
Montgomeryite 2: Someone should do something about that 25MPH speed limit on Montgomery Road by the Kroger, it's too fast!!!!!!
Montgomeryite 1: I know be thankful I'm also the mayor, I'll gonna lower it to 15 and have make sure there's always 2 cops patrolling it!
by bankman February 13, 2010
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Montgomery County

rich and diverse surburb in maryland where every black person WISH THEY WAS GHETTO. everybody says they're from d.c. , but they know darn well they were born in raised in montgomery county. montgomery county is also home to fake wannabe gangs
People A: what you bouta do punk we from white oak you don't wanna see us !
person B:bitch please, im from barry farms niqqa yall from sweet ass Montgomery County, fuck you talkinn bout !
People A: .....oh nvm.
by lilshawdeee5 July 30, 2011
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Jacob Montgomery

by crispinglover July 5, 2017
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montgomery

impaitent nerd thats extremely sweet and attractive and never boring and has a great personality and does amazing things in bed. hes definately got the magic touch (or wand) ;) a very loving and caring person that ilove with all my heart *kisses*
my bby alex montgomery
by ur sexy lover January 18, 2011
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