monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.

Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!

by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008

monopoly money

What the Iraq War has turned the U.S. dollar into.

1 Euro is now equal to $1.60.

The U.S. Dollar becoming an example of monopoly money.

by Harry_Pothead6009 April 30, 2008

monopoly money

1. Play money from the popular board game Monopoly
2. What ignorant citizens of the USA call foreign currency.

1. My three-year-old sister has drooled all over most of the monopoly money.

2. US Citizen: "Look at this Monopoly Money! Why can't you have REAL money, like Americans?"
Canadian: "This IS real money."
US Citizen: "I can't understand your stupid accent! SPEAK AMERICAN!"

by Hidinginthelibrary January 3, 2008

Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011

Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

by Drew May 14, 2004

monopoly rape

When one player rapes all others in monopoly. This requires the perfect secret combination.

Jason, Rebecca, and Kara were all monopoly raped last night.

by monopoly rapist May 15, 2010

monopoly money shot

A variety of "money shot" describing the prodigious streams of semen-like fluid pumping from the faux penises in the "freaks of cock" genre of pornographic videos, which feature men adorned with impossibly large and invariably fake appendages.

Also applies to the visual artifacts of a male orgasm where the man's sexual organs have been surgically altered or otherwise augmented out of medical necessity or as a result of sexual reassignment.

Holy crap did you see the monopoly money shots in that porno vid? There musta' been a quart of jizz shooting outta that thing each time!

by Rectaltronics January 11, 2009