one of those old scruffy drunken men who have few teeth and badges on their jackets. they can't speak any known language. they wander the streets, sometimes in slippers and go to church.
by cerumol February 23, 2004
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Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.
by Monkey milfred September 9, 2006
Get the monkeyman in the can mug.Usually the nickname given to someone who is a cheeky lil' bastard that people both love and hate. he generally makes a massive fool of himself on purpose to make people laugh, with or at him. he is a very selfless person and is not cautious about what he does.
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by Your new boss July 22, 2004
Get the MonkeyPants mug.When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers
'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'
by Dan July 19, 2004
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