Trust Your Monks

(1)The action of being able to secure yourself from another person's insult.

(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.

(1) After leaving the classroom, Lancaster realized that he left his backpack unwatched,

thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.

(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.

by MonkMaster123 May 21, 2009

Monks Chain

A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.

The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain

by Jack H Jarvis October 29, 2008

monastery

A very religious person

"I can't believe she goes to church every other day!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a monastery."

by lovveelllyyxx3 July 7, 2009

Monasterboice

A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets

in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!

by Monasterboice boredom May 11, 2009

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

monkalope

Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.

Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

Favorite food, bear claws.

Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.

The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.

by scott d August 6, 2005

monks

shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love

Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks

by kittycat July 6, 2004