monssage

An awkward, gentle (often unwanted) rubbing of the mons pubis. Not sexually stimulating in the least. Usually initiated after recipient appears to be in deep sleep.

#BEWARETHEMONSSEUSE

Girl 1: How was it with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: Really, really weird. I was almost asleep, and then he started giving me a monssage.
Girl 1: That's when you kiss him on the cheek, say "Make sure you lock the door on your way out," and roll over.

by Beware the Monssage October 19, 2013

Mosisa

a word used in african languges
Means Strong
Caring
very funny
like to fight
Not a control freak

very aggresive

This man is very aggresive like mosisa

by Languge arts and fine things December 8, 2016

Monica Moment

another definition of a bruh moment. usually followed by a picture of monica.

i like bryan.

monica moment (insert picture of monica)

by nehore123 February 14, 2021

Monaisa

Monaisa is a type of woman that loves,cares,gives hope to people that are special to them. and every Monaisa is special to the world because they always give hope to every someone. and aside from that they are very pretty but always conscious of there body. they need a once in a lifetime love. they need to be loved and they want respect to the people surrounding them. and they are very kind hearted as always.

Monaisa is special to the world.

by gigi valentino. October 20, 2021

monikaxnation

A kind and caring mutual! Such an amazing editor too! Ilysm <3

Hey, monikaxnation is an angel and deserves the world. <3

by loon !! <3 March 1, 2022

Monica Leigh

THE hottest Playboy model EVER! Don't believe me? Google her! Hottest body and the most beautiful, sexy face! She has it all!

Monica Leigh, Playboy Cybergirl of the year 2006.

by PlayNSkillz July 9, 2006

pull a Monica

1. to do something terribly wrong, so that a backup plan is needed.

etymologic background:
Monica Geller's parents came up with the term "to pull a monica" (from "Friends")

2. to do something just the way it was intended, or even better.

etymologic background:
Phoebe Boufay altered the original term in order to cheer up Monica, because her mother had come up with the previously mentioned definition of the term. (from "Friends")

1. "You baked the ring into the deserts? Well, I guess you just pulled another Monica. I'll get the ice-cream I bought just in case."

2. "You did absolutely everything right! One might say, you did pull a Monica."

by The slow poke July 8, 2009