Monique

Monique is a straight up ice-pig.

Girl 1: that girl Monique is such a bitch

Girl 2: yeah, she’s such an ice-pig !!!

by Cjamse November 22, 2021

Monique

The sexiest chalupa to ever moonfire spam a black man's home. An orgasmic, seductive mudkip who walks the planes of Chuck E. Cheese. Also head master of the Super Sayan Satanists, no nyugas gon' be tryin to cap this crackalord. And the heavens shall tremble upon the holy waking of the master. No soul will remain unharmed, all virgins will be harvested into the crucible of eternity.

All the crips be mad
All the bloods be sad
If public masturbation were legal I'd be glad
Who is on the roof, it might be Tadd
A lot of people in China have no dad
wearin a shirt, which is fairly plaid.
If Monique weren't here life would be bad.

by QQcumber September 29, 2012

Monique

A large black lady with a large ass and tons of sass

Yo, Monique just got her hair did

by grn May 3, 2015

Monique

A nice girl on the outside but is a fake whore on the inside. She flirts with tons of guys instead of her actual bf that no one understands how she got. She is short and looks like a monkey. But hey she at least has friends

"Who is that girl who keeps sucking up to other guys?"
"Oh that's Monique"

by Bukobuko June 17, 2019

Monique

A bobblehead, a runner, a slut, a blockhead, a bustdown, a hoe, a nasty bitch, a tar beasty goon looking female, ugly with no alibi. a avis. wishes she was something more than a hood rat so walks around with her head stuck up her ass.

she need to quit while shes ahead before she catches something like most moniques.

by formaly known as trinity g February 6, 2010

Monique

Is a fun person soon as you get to know them she don't like people she's either straight or bisexual mean if tried

Doesn't fw most people and has trust issues but is funny and. Pretty

Omg she's such a Monique

by Braceface_niii January 6, 2020

Monique

I know you are reading this Monique Love. Tends to get support from the world but still manages to hate herself. She is a thic bish but still manages to hate herself.

friend: hey monique u gaining weight ;D?
monique: :) ( :( )

by Allison Iannucci February 12, 2019