The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!
Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020
Get the Moniquemug. The sexiest chalupa to ever moonfire spam a black man's home. An orgasmic, seductive mudkip who walks the planes of Chuck E. Cheese. Also head master of the Super Sayan Satanists, no nyugas gon' be tryin to cap this crackalord. And the heavens shall tremble upon the holy waking of the master. No soul will remain unharmed, all virgins will be harvested into the crucible of eternity.
All the crips be mad
All the bloods be sad
If public masturbation were legal I'd be glad
Who is on the roof, it might be Tadd
A lot of people in China have no dad
wearin a shirt, which is fairly plaid.
If Monique weren't here life would be bad.
All the bloods be sad
If public masturbation were legal I'd be glad
Who is on the roof, it might be Tadd
A lot of people in China have no dad
wearin a shirt, which is fairly plaid.
If Monique weren't here life would be bad.
by QQcumber September 29, 2012
Get the Moniquemug. by grn May 3, 2015
Get the Moniquemug. A nice girl on the outside but is a fake whore on the inside. She flirts with tons of guys instead of her actual bf that no one understands how she got. She is short and looks like a monkey. But hey she at least has friends
by Bukobuko June 17, 2019
Get the Moniquemug. A bobblehead, a runner, a slut, a blockhead, a bustdown, a hoe, a nasty bitch, a tar beasty goon looking female, ugly with no alibi. a avis. wishes she was something more than a hood rat so walks around with her head stuck up her ass.
by formaly known as trinity g February 6, 2010
Get the Moniquemug. Is a fun person soon as you get to know them she don't like people she's either straight or bisexual mean if tried
Doesn't fw most people and has trust issues but is funny and. Pretty
Doesn't fw most people and has trust issues but is funny and. Pretty
by Braceface_niii January 6, 2020
Get the Moniquemug. I know you are reading this Monique Love. Tends to get support from the world but still manages to hate herself. She is a thic bish but still manages to hate herself.
by Allison Iannucci February 12, 2019
Get the Moniquemug.