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Incredible Mohawk Bros. 

Pre-Weird Al funny music band from Detroit that started as a joke and blossomed into one of Detroit's music legends from the '70s. Originally took local bands' lyrics and changed them to funny lyrics but began writing creative and hysterical songs of their own in short time like "Sliders & Fries", "Ivan The Putski", "Summer Camp In Moscow", "Scream Bitch!", to name but a few. Formed by two of Detroit's eastside delinquents, The Despicable Mikey Moe Hawk and The Insatiable Tommy Hawk, they lasted together as a musical and movie project until 2007 when the retired the "Mohawk Bros." officially, but still remain best friends to this date. Look their name up on Google or whatever search engine becomes more popular eventually, and you'll get a taste of some sick individuals with guitars in their hands. Kind of like a Detroit punk version of Alice Cooper & Frank Zappa, but very original too. These guys wore SKI MASKS onstage to protect their real identities and are rumored to have committed crimes after their shows in their stage costumes.
That Reruns band and the Polish Muslims completely ripped off The Incredible Mohawk Bros. who did it all a lot sooner than they did.

Night Elf Mohawk 

"Hi I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk."

Night Elf Mohawk by YNG March 18, 2008

yellow mohawk 

A golden shower which results in urination on the top of the receiver's head.
"I tried to piss in her face, but she got a yellow mohawk instead."
yellow mohawk by RaptorClan April 26, 2009

mississippi mud mohawk 

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk
i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

Indian Mohawk

1. (noun) A style shaving of one's pubic hairs. One with this pubic hairstyle shaves all but a straight line above the male genitalia, creating a mohawk-like strip above a male's penis.
Bro, I was walking towards this chick in a bedroom and my indian mohawk made me look totally huge in the dark.
Indian Mohawk by Puberodaumos February 13, 2010

Algonquin mohawk 

When you pull your penis out of the girls vagina just before you cum, and you cream inside her bush and then make it into a mohawk until the next time you have sex and then you cream it again to make it stay firm.
Dude i totally Algonquin Mohawked that chicks bush!
Algonquin mohawk by Andy and jacob January 16, 2012