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False motivation

1.Buying into the illusion that you're content with someone or something in hopes that eventually you really will be. 2. Using someone as "false motivation" in a relationship, hoping they will make you happy so that you don't have to deal with your own reality.
He was trying to escape his demons, using false motivation in hopes that she would silence them.
by MaGGii84 August 4, 2014
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glaucoma medication

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)
Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.
by OFGmember September 16, 2008
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Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.
Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...
by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011
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kinetic meditation

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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Eletronic Meditation

When you put some earphones connected with an iPod on max volume, close your eyes and relax, letting the music flow on you.
Eletronic Meditation is most used in bed or in long trips, either alone or with people who aren't talking to you.
by Krustofisky December 18, 2009
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motivation

Hotties at the gym.
Exceptionally beautiful people at a gym or other place where people work out.
Heard at the gym: "Wow dude, there's a lot of motivation here today! I should have no problem busting out a gang of super sets."
"Hey, where's all the motivation today? A gym without a lot of motivation walking around is like working out with a weight set in your garage."
by sycohlc December 12, 2009
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moderation

The virtue that permits all vices.
Anything in moderation.
by SSemans July 29, 2011
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