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unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!
by Humpty June 30, 2007
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medical fetish

A paraphilia in which one has a sexual fixation on medical procedures. Including, amputations, heart surgery, etc. The person is usually turned on by blood, gory and guts.
When one climaxes from medical fetish- it's called a goregasm.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
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morical

half way between moral, and ethical
"i went to crufts yesterday. i let all the dogs go, because they looked silly"
"oh, how very morical of you"
by aaronimus September 1, 2008
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medical field

A fucked up place where they over work you, stress you out and don’t care about you’re health or well being. It’s all about the money. Everyone great CNA, LPN, RN all start out willing to change the world and medical field, then end up giving up and moving on.
by Michelle Tracheotomy December 5, 2017
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medical professional

A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.
Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
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you need medical attention?

If a furry asks you this, and say yes, you agree to a blowjob, rough anal sex session or a ride session
example seen below
"You need medical attention?" - Furry
"Yea im Bleeding" - Soldier
-- NEXT FRAMES WERE TOO GRAPHIC TO EXPLAIN --
by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022
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Medical

Weed that is 100% and isn't laced.
John- " You sure this grass is safe?"

Don- "Dude, relax, it's completely medical."
by John Stroud January 2, 2010
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