mock wife

A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.

Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.

"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"

"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"

by lamblint December 13, 2017

mock talk

the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.

Jimmy could not hear Susie talking because the mock talk was too loud at the banquet.

by archie reed February 13, 2008

Mocking off

To copy someone or something in a gay ass way.

allan was mocking off indiana jones with his man bag/ satchel.

by bobbbbbb the builder January 09, 2010

Mock 85

A specific, overused, and emphasized term used to compare and stereotype, typically in the “educational lens.” The first thing, typically an inferior research paper or person is compared to a vastly superior person or paper of the same subject, or vise versa.

“In this corner you have all the social, artsy, leader kids who can research, and put in the time. Then you have that Mock 85 weird kid sitting in the back picking his nose or something.”

by Yo yo síwa October 05, 2018

Mocked-Out

To become angy and treat somebody or something with ridicule. To become so frustrated or upset that your loose control and freak out over a situation. Making yourself look like an idiot because you loose control over your words and actions due to frustration.

Charlie Sheen mocked-out on live radio while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

David mocked-out at work when his co-worker rejected his idea.

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mocked-out over President Obama's trip to Disney World in Florida.

by DavidDonkeyPunchPTS January 24, 2012

Yawn Mock

when someone yawns as a contagious reflex but it’s a exact “mock” of your yawn.

Person 1 : *yawnssss*

Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)

Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?

by nevertrue October 07, 2021

mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022