you missed it

1. A reminder that someone has failed to attend an event/notice an occurrence before it has passed by. Can either be used as a sympathetic reminder, a warning or for playfully or harmfully teasing someone, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

2. A statement made after someone has failed at a goal as sympathetic comfort or as playful or harmful teasing, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

(Victoria throws the ball as her parents watch the game from the stands. Megan swings her bat, but fails to hit the ball, so Emma catches it.) Victoria’s mom: Haha Megan! You missed it!

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018

missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.

That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.

by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

misosexual

misogyinists and the internally misogyinistic, who are attracted to other people with misogynistic world views or traits .

finding miosgyny attractive or sexually arousing.

word originally coined by popular ghanaian feminist Chief Witch

"I wanted to tell her that i need an unpaid labourer in my home to legally promise to serve me till she dies, I'm attracted to her submissive nature. I'm such a misosexual."

by radical feminist March 16, 2021

Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021