Mished

When a person trys and says pissed or mashed but you too wasted to actually say it.

I wanna kebab, Arhhhhhhhh mished.

by Sir Henry Wankerville May 1, 2006

Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

by Ralford November 19, 2010

you missed it

1. A reminder that someone has failed to attend an event/notice an occurrence before it has passed by. Can either be used as a sympathetic reminder, a warning or for playfully or harmfully teasing someone, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

2. A statement made after someone has failed at a goal as sympathetic comfort or as playful or harmful teasing, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

(Victoria throws the ball as her parents watch the game from the stands. Megan swings her bat, but fails to hit the ball, so Emma catches it.) Victoria’s mom: Haha Megan! You missed it!

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018

misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004

missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.

That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.

by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017