a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

by Den' September 4, 2008

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024

Miserables

Uptight or miserable people (predominantly white girls) that make their perfect grades their whole personality. These people are usually on the borderline of being socially challenged either only really talking to people in their circle (wether that be people in their classes, school/college clubs, or in their sports groups) they're either incredibly nasty or aggressive towards anyone not in these groups due to their inflated ego. If they're not they're usually on the shy side. Most of these people tell you how to spend your life and grill you for not dedicating your life to the books. Whenever they do interact with normal people it's either to:
1- Give them answers for work in the class
2- Insult someone for their poor grade(s)
3- Grill someone who they find weird or abstract despite their own faults
These people usually think they're better than most people despite projecting their own misery onto others due to the stress they willing put themselves through with all these bullshit ass AP courses

"Yeah man you know that one girl in our class?" - Guy 1
"Yeah the one who was grilling you?" - Guy 2
"Yeah she's got some issues dude, I did nothing. She's miserable as hell for no reason." - Guy 1
"Word man, she's one of those Miserables. Those dumbasses love projecting their misery onto others. They're uptight as hell for no reason. Constantly stressing out over school LMAO" Guy - 2
"Word man." - Guy 1

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

Miserably comfortable

Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.

A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.

-I know it’s a shit hole but it’s my shit hole.

-I’m miserable but I’m miserably comfortable.

by 2 pump May 6, 2021