An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).
This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.
This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.
After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.
by juiceCULT August 3, 2012

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.
Also referring to digital music production.
Also referring to digital music production.
Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?
Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.
Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.
by o t i s January 24, 2008

If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!
by Daevid Carter December 20, 2010

As members of the microwave generation we have become so impatient, we find ourselves standing in front of the microwave tapping our foot yelling "Come on 15 seconds!"
by ttljvl January 14, 2006

a microwave family happens when a person marries someone who already has children. it's quick and easy, just like a microwave meal.
Q: have you heard that shaniqua got married?
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
by sarahlh727 February 8, 2010
