Microwave Hungry

A way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. Time limit of cooking shouldn't exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.

I was really hungry after class but I didn't feel like cooking anything when I got home so I ended up eating a hot pocket. I guess I was only microwave hungry.

by KeenSight September 22, 2011

microwave noise

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*beep*
*beep* *beep*
Also a meme

Microwave Makeing microwave noisesHmmmmmmmmmm * beep*

Bob oh my popcorns done

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

by Almondsssss August 4, 2021

migrowave

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Migrowave be like "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by Big Inflate August 5, 2019

American Microwave

Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.

Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."

by Joshua Tad November 22, 2007

Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 25, 2013

Microwave Pussy

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

by Borsty B June 8, 2009