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kinetic meditation

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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Eletronic Meditation

When you put some earphones connected with an iPod on max volume, close your eyes and relax, letting the music flow on you.
Eletronic Meditation is most used in bed or in long trips, either alone or with people who aren't talking to you.
by Krustofisky December 18, 2009
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The Mutilations

A teenage Punk/Blues/Garage/Indie/Psychedelic/Alternative Rock trio based out of The Manor neighborhood in San Leandro, CA formed in early 2011. The group includes dedicated musicians, Jordan Macapagal on drums, Antonio Villegas on bass, and Eric Escobedo on guitar and vocals. They are known for their vintage yet contemporary sound, aggressive attitude, and trippy deep lyrics that tell dark stories that are fictional or based on true events.
My favorite song by The Mutilations is "59 Lovers".
by niggasontheblock January 15, 2013
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motivation

Hotties at the gym.
Exceptionally beautiful people at a gym or other place where people work out.
Heard at the gym: "Wow dude, there's a lot of motivation here today! I should have no problem busting out a gang of super sets."
"Hey, where's all the motivation today? A gym without a lot of motivation walking around is like working out with a weight set in your garage."
by sycohlc December 12, 2009
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munication

Speaking in such bizarre slang that no one understands what you're saying. Derived from "communication" without the "co-" prefix that implies an interaction.
Speaking just to make a noise.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got the Urban Dictionary tree book. I am so stampeo!

Guy 1: Nice. Now you'll be even better at munication.
by Mr. Zilla April 2, 2010
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self mutilation

it helps to make people take the pain out that they keep within themselves.
those who feel numb to held emotional pain need to feel something. cutting feels better than all emotional pain.
'It's hard to stay between the lines of skin
Just coz I have nerves, don't mean that I can feel
I wasn't very much fun to be with anyway
Just let the blood run red cuz i cant feel'
-scissors
by lilcuz December 5, 2004
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Drunken Meditation

A KICK ASS Horror/Political/Punk band from houston texas.
Formed in 2005, they play shows at anti-war rallys and gigs at places around houston.
ME: you going to the Drunken Meditation show tonight?
Friend: Hell yea!! they rule!
by FUCKING DRUNKEN BRAD October 14, 2006
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