hellbound messiah

When you engage in a sexual act and somehow end up stabbing a nail through your hand/foot.

"Yeah man, I did the hellbound messiah. I was railing her on my new porch and sunk my hand into a nail"

by Stonethrower April 3, 2019

Messissippi

Mississippi. It's a mess.

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Messiatry

The study or practice of becoming a messiah.

"It is commonly accepted that Jesus spent the first years of his life working alongside his father as a carpenter's apprentice. However, this is untrue. He was attending school for the study of messiatry."

by mitch c November 22, 2005

How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.

How to stop messing up; carry on

by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012

messina

the capital of sicily.many mafia boss's might take the name (messina)to discise their real names.the name messina is a very balla or O.G. name to use.So only straight Gangsta's have this name or have the privalige of using this name.

tony is a mob boss.his full name is Anthony Pescini.
but we wouldn't want tony to get in any trouble with the law so tony decides to change his last name from Pescini to Messina.The place of his grandfather's origin.

by jonathan messina September 26, 2006

The Messiah

When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.

Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.

by TheDJC February 27, 2020

Messiah

A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic

Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring

by Messiahismynames September 14, 2016