Mersey Goldfish

A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary

I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past

by Seedy Ron June 6, 2003

merst

the first words, that come from your mouth when trying not to swear

'merst! i have stubbed my toe on this ornimental sword'

by guybrush December 16, 2008

Mersey

A large river full of shit

Jess halls mouth is like the Mersey

by Jessbabyy January 16, 2019

merslut

the combonation of a mermaid and slut. i.e. a swimming slut

Brittany continues to refer to Callie as a merslut because of her history of sexual water acts.

by Prosta Gina September 7, 2006

Mersytile

a really cool youtuber who smells super good

Mersytile smells great

by mersytile February 2, 2022

mersini

Mersini is a greek goddess, married to ZBO the afghan prince, she has consistently dealt with other mans. She pines zbo on the regs

Holy Mersini! That's a fat cock!

by The Trog December 13, 2016

merse

another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.

Person 1: Let's go on that ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 22, 2008