Merchantville

A tiny town in South Jersey, right outside of Camden and Pennsauken. Small town USA, where you know everyone, and everyone knows everything you do. Half the population are gangsta, and think they still live in Camden or Pennsauken. The other half are snobs and act like they should be in Haddonfield.
Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.

Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.

Woah, you know everyone.
Yea, we are all from Merchantville.

by A Grant January 27, 2007

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

vine merchant

A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.

"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"

"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"

by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016

Plague merchant

Bruno Fernandes

Bruno Fernandes is a plague merchant

by TheFinboSlicer February 14, 2021

tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

bob meehan

Some old crazy cult leader that runs teen drug abuse program that are actually scams.

Aw shit, man. Your parents are sending you to a Bob Meehan program? Better bring your checkbook.

by Uncle Andy November 5, 2005

Skin Merchant

Eager purveyor of carnal services and/or peddler of animal pelts (e.g., that of the North Aleutian Sea Otter)

Just-Got-Dumped: "It’s just—sometimes I still think about Jen, ya know?"
Loyal friend: "She was a total skin merchant, brah."

by H&Estain February 25, 2011