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Environmentalist

Someone who believes trees have more rights than people. Also believes we should save the rainforest because it has pretty colorful plants and animals that no one gives a shit about.
Environmentalist to homeless person: Get out of the way human scum, you're ruining the precious environment!
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.

Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
by SatanChrist May 23, 2005
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environmentalist

One who does not think people have enough restrictions on them already.
An individual who lives in the Eastern US, who thinks he is helping to stop the evil developers from paving over our national parks, but is actually supporting restricting access to vast portions of the West to a few hardy individualls willing to hike in 20 miles with a backpack.
I used to love going there on vacation, but because of the environmentalists, I can't get there anymore!
by Dasnasdi August 29, 2003
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Environmentalize

To reinvent and/or renovate something so that it becomes environmentally friendly.
"I'm going to take this polluting vehicle and environmentalize it into a hybrid."
by Writerkatie April 19, 2010
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Work Environment

Made up of your surroundings and conditions of your workplace
Breanna's work environment was very clean.
by Breanna West February 29, 2008
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environmentalist

these idiots are also part of the blame for the increases in prices of everything
since the environmentalist democrats subsidized corn for ethanol fuel (which takes much more energy than oil), farmers now grow corn to sell as fuel instead of food and also won't grow other crops. the environmentalists also won't let us drill in alaska when it's rich in oil.

fuck environmentalists.
by david smith, jr. April 29, 2008
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environmentalist

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.
"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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environmenta-lisp

Speech impediment suffered by or sometimes affected by socialist activists of the male persuasion.
Not all of these males are homosexual, but are effeminate or campy enough to acquire this impediment either by association or willful affectation.

It is the unofficial dialect of the male liberal.
1. The guy from PETA spoke with such a heavy environmenta-lisp it was hard to take him serious about saving the endangered silver speckled salamander.

2. My son left for college sounding like a man, but recently came home for a visit spouting jibberish about the evils of capitalism with the most effeminate environmenta-lisp I had ever heard.
by General Aiser August 13, 2010
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