Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.

Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!

by Trampofine October 24, 2025

silly medication

Being high off of more than one drug

Audrey and desi were off that silly medication

by Honey Og December 30, 2018

FTC Medication

The special medication obtained "from the car"

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party

by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020

soccer momification

/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.

/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify

(past tense): soccer momify

Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro

by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021

facebook momification

when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.

friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!

by pepino dulce March 22, 2022

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter as it is somewhat rhetorical in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 4, 2023

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023