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MichellePhan

HOTTEST and most professional makeup/skin care Youtube guru ever. Always knows what she's talking about, has good taste in legally used music, doesn't babble on for too long, has a soothing voice, and is great to look at. Made her OWN skin care line instead of taking offers of companies who wanted to create the products for her.
MichellePhan taught me these makeup techniques, but sometimes I watch just because she's so hot.
by supppppdude July 31, 2009
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michellebranch

The Most Beautiful Singer in the world...and a beautiful voice as well!!! Talented Too!!!
by Damonstr15 October 8, 2006
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Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"): a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.
"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

"Being a teen idol is what I've waited for my whole life."
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
by watcher350 June 6, 2005
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Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.
Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!
by Lily June 11, 2006
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mechelle cassie

A vivacous flaxen haired beauty who stirs the desires and passions in every living man's burning loins. Ready to come of age on her next birthday she will finally become a woman, a woman i desire, long for, perchance may touch one day not too far away. one imagines the scent of her perfume and the softness of her skin but, alas, i have not experience the all consuming sexual lust that engulfes my balls.
mechelle is the most beautiful putain i have ever layed eyes on
by andrewsteeples September 15, 2004
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Michelle Branch

Pop singer who is talented vocally, but not a particularly good composer.

Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.

Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".

Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?

Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.
by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005
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dirty mechelle

When a female is on top of another male facing the opposite way bouncing her booty in his face and won’t stop even after he has came.
She did the Dirty Mechelle on me last night and it felt so good.
by Ruthless Greene June 20, 2023
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