mortazavied

1)To shit ones pants at a party, then to have his grandma come and pick him up.
2)To also shit in your grandmothers car
3)A football player whos very big

O my gosh Sarrose you Mortazavied all over the place.

by Big Boss of North February 7, 2006

mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007

Morteludusexual

A person who is morteludusexual feels attracted to videogames which have an absent community and were abandoned by it's developers.

Morteludusexual comes from the Latin words for "death" and "game".

Mortem (Latin) - Death (English)
Ludus (Latin) - Game (English)

"You still play Brain/Out? "

"What are you? Some sort of morteludusexual?"

by Jebbnohomo May 9, 2020

mortae

(noun) a neutral term for someone who speaks or acts like a robot or someone who has robotic qualities

“You are such a Mortae since you have a robotic, monotone voice.”

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

Post Mortem

A calming 14-minute video that can help someone think about one's life, make someone sleep, be used as a lullaby, and potential music sample. A universal cureall to our dire needs.

Person 1: Yo bro, can you give me some music to help sleep into
Person 2: Yeah bro, try listening to Post Mortem
Person 1: Will it work?
Person 2: Definitely
Person 1: Send link then
Person 2: I can only give you this, it's all up to you to find it, 2A_bWVaKJrI
Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best

Emico can't wait to give the sound team another Post Mortem to help them calm down

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020

mortgage

Middle class slavery.

Investment bankers buy your home loans and manage you like cattle to make even more undeserved money. For some reason people are satisfied with the illusion that they own a small plot of land with a small box on it. Sure you can make a profit if you know how to flip real estate, but good luck paying your sub-prime mortgage with the job you just loss thanks to this fucked up economy.

Millions felt entitled to live in gaudy McMansions they couldn't afford for the life they though they were entitled to. Bankers took advantage of these people, thus the sub-prime mortgage crisis.

by captainao February 20, 2009