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Maxime

Maximes are the best friends and girlfriends. They have an incredebly sweet laugh and smile and only looking at them will make your day. If a Maxime talks to you, use your chance and make her your friend - you won't regret it! Their unique style and hotness will make them slay every possible look - from casual sweatpants to heels and leather jackets. If your lucky enough to date a Maxime, you will be overwhelmed by the amount of love she gives you and her devotion. In bed, Maximes are the best lovers out there with a lot of passion and drive. They are forgiving but don't make them wait too long because they only deserve the best and will always go looking for it if you don't use your chance.
Boy 1: Look at that hot girl over there. She's so badasss!
Boy 2: She must be a Maxime.
by Spiessli January 23, 2019
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Maximally informed decision

Hym "I believe trans people have a right to make a maximally informed decision regarding transitioning. So if they haven't been adequately informed of risks (such as dumping estrogen into someone that was assigned male at birth can increase the risk of prostate cancer and/or any other SEX exclusive health problems regardless of GENDER), their doctor and the people promoting trans rights are doing them a disservice. There is a difference between defending trans rights and curating information to trick people into being nicer to trannies."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Maxim

a retard with high testosterone and started balding
whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody
by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023
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Maxim

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.
That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!
by anonymous March 16, 2022
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Maxim

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.
Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.
by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020
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Maxim

A walking stick whos anorexic and cant do shit but play fortnite. He smells like shit and can only attract asians. He plays water polo cause hes gay. And loves men named lazis
maxim is a homo
by IDKBLAYT October 19, 2020
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Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.
by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021
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