mattress back

1. (noun) A girl who has sex so often, whether with the same partner (nympho), or many different ones(slut), that her back seems to be constantly on a mattress.
2. a condition derived by a girl who engages in said activities.
1. "That girl is a mattress back if I ever saw one."
2. "You're gonna get mattress back if you keep sleeping around like that."
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mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach
Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."
by TheHumbucker November 08, 2013
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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 27, 2012
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Mattress Monkey

A prostitute that works in the truck stop parking lots.
The mattress monkeys are out tonight.
by Heavyhauler March 29, 2017
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bang mattress

When your mum buys you a mattress, but you use it for banging
That bang mattress is tight!
by bangmattress December 05, 2015
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flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top
I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.
by ezpei April 18, 2014
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Mingus mattress

A cottonwood girl willingly able to sleep around with every guy in town, usually in a guys best friends bed, and afterwards only asks for $5 and a cookie.
Skylar always loved using guys for sexual attention, but not just one guy his closest friends to, thus being a Mingus mattress.
by Barry verde March 10, 2017
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