Matthis

Best person in the world with a giant peeen can carry u in fortnite and has 10 nigger passes

“OH YeAH Matthis you’re so hard and BiGGgG!”

by Mxtthxs_Yt March 28, 2019

Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.

Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

Matthaus

Simp

Person 1: Yo, Matthaus is such a simp!
Person 2: Yeah, no one more simppppy than

the simp Lord!

by Cool kid 2090 March 11, 2020

Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.

Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”

by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020

Matthias Helvar

Crooked Kingdom spoilers:

not bullet proof

Matthias Helvar is not bullet proof

by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

Matthias

He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.

Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Matthias

A Mediterranean Machine known for loud noises during the night, a sex machine.

Did you hear that Matthias?

by EleanorTenson November 21, 2021