masturbate

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.

I'm gonna teach Robert how to masturbate

by I caught him lacking so hard March 1, 2023

masturbate

an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"

When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.

by Mars November 9, 2003

masturbate

when u tuch hard pp

im going to go masturbate now, bye

by crypticwyvren January 26, 2020

masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003

masturbate

To "play" with one's self until orgasm.

(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?

by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009

masturbate

Tune the skin flute.

I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.

by Jakeofclubs May 5, 2006

masturbate

mas-tur-bait, verb. self-stimulation of the genetalia which may or may not end in an orgasm

mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."

by Neddy Ludd October 29, 2006