easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

Massacre Party

A Halloween party where a man named Sebastian pretends to dress up as a little kid in order to seduce a man dressed up as Jeffrey Epstein on his yacht.

“Yo are you going to the massacre party tonight”
“Nah bro I’m not trying to get booth fucked by Jeffrey Epstein”

by Js452 October 18, 2021

penis massacre

vagina slay but aggressive towards dick

ur so gunna penis massacre

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

A McAuley Massacre

When a man gets piped with a strap on and orgasms as his hole is ripped!!!

Omg I just got a McAuley Massacre!!!

by Wangdinho July 31, 2023

Texas Massacre

The sex act in which a man thrusts as hard as he can into a girls mouth while getting a blowjob, suffocating the woman until she runs out of breath. The man then shoves his fist all the way up her vagina, to ensure death.

Did you hear Sarah died? Yeah Jimmy totally Texas Massacred the shit out of her

by jimbohimbo January 19, 2018

Mazzie Massacre

One of the most feisty felines on earth. Yes, she is one aggressive hellcat. Her motto will always be,"Let The Massacre Commence."

"Remember that woman Mazzie Massacre, she's insanely feisty!"

by Reignofdarkness February 28, 2015