Texas Massacre

The sex act in which a man thrusts as hard as he can into a girls mouth while getting a blowjob, suffocating the woman until she runs out of breath. The man then shoves his fist all the way up her vagina, to ensure death.

Did you hear Sarah died? Yeah Jimmy totally Texas Massacred the shit out of her

by jimbohimbo January 19, 2018

Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.

Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!

by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020

Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.

"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"

by Shanedawg Tha Realest October 28, 2012

easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

A McAuley Massacre

When a man gets piped with a strap on and orgasms as his hole is ripped!!!

Omg I just got a McAuley Massacre!!!

by Wangdinho July 31, 2023

penis massacre

vagina slay but aggressive towards dick

ur so gunna penis massacre

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

Massacre Party

A Halloween party where a man named Sebastian pretends to dress up as a little kid in order to seduce a man dressed up as Jeffrey Epstein on his yacht.

“Yo are you going to the massacre party tonight”
“Nah bro I’m not trying to get booth fucked by Jeffrey Epstein”

by Js452 October 18, 2021