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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS
"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"
by ellegrak May 20, 2017
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Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012
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mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.
by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021
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Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)
Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.
by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021
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Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022
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It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
by ryangarrett March 11, 2021
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