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marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard
Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!
by JOSHB February 2, 2015
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marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.
You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.
by Shittydick March 4, 2015
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Marmite

GIRL: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
MARMITE: Yes.
GIRL: :D
MARMITE: I ate him.
GIRL: D:
by Fawksymus January 19, 2021
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Kevin scott markowitz

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.
Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!
by Adam1789 July 23, 2019
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marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.
After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.
by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008
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marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.
I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.
by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011
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marmite man

Talentless unfunny useless people on TV or in real life.
by Bluekeys December 15, 2016
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