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WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER. MEAN TO HIS WIFE. ABUSIVE. YELLS AT EVERYONE. CAN GO DIE.
Bob: my dads a marko
Bill: im sorry to hear that, he must be a real pain in the ass
Marko by Joetookthekids March 21, 2022
a child-murdering cat who doesn't care for anyone but himself.

A definition of an idiot package all in one
“Why is there a cat robot on the floor?”
“Dw its just marko being an idiot
Marko by K0ko March 27, 2022
An extreme dickhead but hes extremely extremely dumb so thats a plus

Always Playin lol but is not good at it blames all of it on his friends and family ou and hes gay.
Marko is dumb

Dumb is Marko
Marko by Cucumba May 3, 2022
A very explicit person that is married to a sally, she always calls him "Marko", they both love each other way too much that no one can sit with them. Apparently, they appear in someone's stories ;) and have a kid together.

from s to j ;)
MARKO COME WITH ME ;)
marko by aidanadia June 8, 2022
A brother who always beats you up
Sister: Marko wanna play a game?
Marko: *socks you in the face*
Marko by Lucija June 12, 2022
Marko is the best guy in the world. He is the best with a camera and loves sex. He gets all the sex and loves sex so much. He is basically a greek god. He also has a massive penis
Marko has a big penis and knows how to take pictures
Marko by notgunk123 August 13, 2022