Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.

-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko

by Nyphrend May 1, 2019

marko

A very explicit person that is married to a sally, she always calls him "Marko", they both love each other way too much that no one can sit with them. Apparently, they appear in someone's stories ;) and have a kid together.

from s to j ;)

MARKO COME WITH ME ;)

by aidanadia June 8, 2022

Marko Lamza

Marko Lamza means that the person is very gay, a complete alcoholic and likes to play Fortnite.

Yo bro did you just suck a dick while playing fortnite?

Yea I did.

You're such a Marko Lamza

by Mathhew2 June 14, 2020

Markos

Someone with Asshole with a diameter more than 20 cm

Sometimes presents with lack of maturity and a wide pelvis

You are a markos

by Markos609 January 1, 2025

Markos Papandreou

Markos Papandreou is the sexiest man alive and thats it.

Damn I could never be like Markos Papandreou

by shipettos13 August 11, 2022

Marko tirtica

A fat potato that sits on the couch and plays Fortnite all day doing nothing and is a trash can

And is trash at basketball and is a fish

Marko tirtica is a nice individual and is therefore kind hearted

by The waffle maker 13242 November 10, 2019

Markos Pop

A Markos Pop is a catch-all term. It can be everything, yet nothing at all. While it can be applied generally, there is a percise meaning of the word. That true meaning is wildely disputed and unknown. There are only a select few that can name its true meaning.

The word has come to popularity in many online methods, such as the Valorant and Rainbow Six Siege communities.

Jin: "Shawn, you need to help me out by Wednesday or else you have to take my Markos Pop."

Shawn: "What the F**k is a Markos Pop??"

Jin: "LOL! That is such a Markos Pop moment, Shawn!"

by dmarkky February 16, 2024