A very explicit person that is married to a sally, she always calls him "Marko", they both love each other way too much that no one can sit with them. Apparently, they appear in someone's stories ;) and have a kid together.
Marko is the best guy in the world. He is the best with a camera and loves sex. He gets all the sex and loves sex so much. He is basically a greek god. He also has a massive penis