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Lankey Mankey

The action in between hard and flaccid when your dick hangs down just like monkeys arm
Damn man yesterday all day I was pulling a lankey mankey
by Logan boden November 3, 2016
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Mackey D

An unusually large penis. Over 10 inches when erect at least.

Synonyms include:

Chuckles,
Dunny,
Ollie etc.

Antonyms include:

Jake,
Eaton,
Chode,
Norman,
Sam etc.
Mary: Woah, Brooke, did you hear about David?

Brooke: No, what is it?

Mary: Well, Melissa says that he has a Mackey D, and I'm going out with him tonight!

Brooke: Wow! Really, a full on Chuckles? You go girl! Make sure you practice those stretches I taught you!

Mary: Oh I will! At least I know he doesn't have a Chode like that Justin guy I slept with last week!

Brooke: Oh don't get me started on his Norman!
by TheDoctorDogg June 2, 2008
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Sean O'Malley

sexy, hot, sarcastic, sweet, hella amazing guy. Everyone wants a Sean O'Malley. Once a Sean O'Malley sees what he wants, he goes after it, he's hooked. Sean O'Malley's know exactly how to shut you up, and then brighten your day. Sean O'Malley's tend to have nice blue/green eyes and just the perfect smile. Sean O'Malley's also tend to go far in sports, especially football. A Sean O'Malley is unpredictable!
"Who is THAT?!"

"THAT is THE Sean O'Malley."

"Dibs!"

"No, Kristina's got him wrapped around her finger!"

"Lucky her, I need a Sean O'Malley."

"Word."

"Did you hear how that guy pulled a Sean O'Malley?"

"A Sean O'Malley?! NO!!! Not a Sean O'Malley!"

"Yes, he got out of his car, got on top of it and started stripping. Then he did a toe touch off of it and landed on the side walk and started getting it on with the light pole."

"He didn't!"

"He did!"
by stinamazazing June 4, 2009
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John Mackey

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.
by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009
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milkey

Avid Planetarion player and member and HC of the great Dark Warriors Alliance, funny, serious and authoritative all rolled into one. Every mans nightmare!
Uh oh....heres milkey
by Entr0py September 23, 2008
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Bad Mankeys

I would love to smoke some Bad Mankeys right now.
by d stein June 1, 2009
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malky

glaswegian slang term for razor blade
i.e malcolm frazor= razor
gieze yer malky pal
by glasvegasspete October 29, 2008
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