Macomb

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township

by artichokes123 November 3, 2009

malcompetence

A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavior of President George W. Bush.

Do not misunderestimate the malcompetence of the administration.

by Astro Zombie July 22, 2008

Macon GA

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009

malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

by Nastina August 9, 2005

Maico

A sweet, sometime caring person who acts like a jackass but deep down cares. Makes the most jokes around his friends but is the main person that’s hurting. Can talk to girls but can’t talk to that one girl that he likes. Will have his eye on one girl for a very long time, takes sports seriously, and hates school, fun to be around when you get around him.

Maico can be annoying at times but you have to love him.
Omg Maico is so bipolar!

by Devora May 31, 2019

Malcookage

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.

Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011

Macloser

A person who foolishly spends excessive money on technology hoping to somehow become superior or cool because of said purchase even though superior lower cost technology exists.

James spent so much money on his iphone and Mac he had to live with his parents, what a MacLoser!

MacLoser; I got a new car today, I'll be over to pick you up as soon as I get it back from my Machanic, get some Macgas, and find an approved Macroad to your house. But don't worry, after 30 years and 10% market share soon everyone will be driving a Maccar... ihope

by Nomac March 20, 2009