malaika

a beautiful stunning girl, she will always make you smile and has 100% got double d bra size. all the boys are after a malaika.

boy-yo ur looking leng styll
malaika-hmmm you too wanna get my snap b

by scuberdiverdaniel November 24, 2021

malaika

wholesome and untainted by immorality, especially that of a sexual nature

Malaika is such a pure soul

by xenon bitch September 22, 2022

Malarkia

Etymology - A blend of Malarkey and Malaria

"Why are you faking an illness, do you have Malarkia or something"

by TotallyNotBraidz July 24, 2023

Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023

Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.

These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.

by HYD18 September 13, 2016

malakas

Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.

Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!

by X28JC June 24, 2021

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009