short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

by Udertheo February 25, 2010

Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!

Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....

by Steve September 8, 2004

Magician!

A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)

magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic

by a n n* September 12, 2005

Magician's Logic

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.

by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007

maths magician

a typical fucking nerd

jake is so good at maths hes a regular maths magician!
yeah ur rite hes a fuckin nerd lets beat him up

by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007

Sex Magician

A person who is amazing in bed.

Thomas wants people to know him for who he really is, A Sex Magician

by Klaymank April 2, 2009

Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.

I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night

by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008