lurker

someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed

Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.
Thor: He is creepy.
Tonto: I am right here.

by Grimace April 9, 2003

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

lurking off

Gaining pleasure from spying on people online.

I walked into the room and caught Daniel totally lurking off to Stacey's profile.

by Jef_Benedetti February 28, 2012

Lurososekeys

Noun.
The action of eating a lemon from losing a bet.

"Dammit, I lost, I have to go through lurososekeys..."

by Lamons November 12, 2021

hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

Clerk Lurk

When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.

"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."

by Arianna MK December 20, 2014

Hate Lurk

Secretly hate watching while someone does something that irritates you.

A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.

As I sipped my morning coffee and stared out the window, I couldn't help it but to hate lurk as my methed out roommate tore up my vegetable garden.

by Xinf3st3dx77x June 30, 2021