by Grimace April 9, 2003
Get the lurker mug.Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.
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Get the Lurososekeys mug.someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.
Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.
by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008
Get the hard lurker mug.When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.
"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."
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A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.
A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.
As I sipped my morning coffee and stared out the window, I couldn't help it but to hate lurk as my methed out roommate tore up my vegetable garden.
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