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lot loser

Noun. Derogatory slang for a car salesman; the lowest of all sales people.
I'd rather sell knife sets door-to-door than become a lot loser, I don't care how much money they say you can make in a fancy dealership.
by usmcBTC June 21, 2016
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Loserpool

A football club that never wins anything. Legend has it that they used to be called the Liverpool Foosball Club or something along those lines.
Dude1: Liverpool Fc is the greatest club in the history of not just Earth, but also Mars! They won the galactic Champions league a billion times in the 80s! YNWA!! NEXT YEAR WILL BE OUR YEAR!!
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you Loserpool fan. You'll never win anything.
by Chooeysooares August 10, 2017
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loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 23, 2006
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loser lunge

When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.
Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.

Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.
by Stephen Ting July 24, 2006
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friendless loser

me
by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018
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WoW loser

An individual who resorts to the online game, World of Warcraft, for social interaction. Normally a male, overweight, and generally unattractive, this person makes awkward sexual advances on anyone they catch wind of being a female in an effort to fulfill pathetic fantasies that they never dare in real life. Believing themselves to be witty with lame sarcastic humor, they unsuccessfully pose as someone of any sort of likability. In truth, their delusion of grandeur shields them from the truth in that they are in fact a huge tool. Usually a whiny bitch because of this delusion of grandeur, they believe they are owed something they clearly do not deserve. Eventually, this person will find themselves alone and wondering what happened with their life.
by Tajackamo February 25, 2009
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Loserfish

Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.
1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).
by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008
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