Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Lorenzo

A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.

Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.

by Haroldsky March 27, 2020

Lorenzo

Usually dating someone named Annah. Likes soccer and swimming. Watches Hentai+Anime for 20 hours a day. Can be nicknamed Enzo.

"Hey Lorenzo. Hru?"
"Great. Annah's doing well and just finished soccer practice."

by Hercules127 May 6, 2021

Lorenzo

Find yourself a lorenzo

They love to pick there noses and abuse there sisters
They got anger issues and like to cry and get mad when dad tells him to get of the xobox

Fuck you lorenzo

Sister cry cry
Lorenzo hit the sister

Older sister hit lorenzo

Lorenzo stabs sister with a fork and sparp objects threatening to kill her find yourself a faugly lorenzo

by Yesits bella August 31, 2021

Lorenzo

extremely hot and sexy and cool

wow, lorenzo is all of those things in the definition. crazy

by not lorenzo November 22, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a trustworthy, emphatic and very ambitious personality. Everyone who knows Lorenzo is lucky to be in the presence of this unique personality. Especially the commitment in the field of human rights, financial education and political awareness are worth mentioning. You can have a good time with Lorenzo in Krakow.

Who was in Paris? - Lorenzo
Can anyone calculate option prices? - Lorenzo
My liver is missing. Why is it missing? - Lorenzo

by NFT-Shortseller December 27, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a trustworthy, emphatic and very ambitious personality. Everyone who knows Lorenzo is lucky to be in the environment of this unique personality. Especially the commitment in the field of human rights, financial education and political education are to be emphasized. You can have a good time with Lorenzo in Krakow.

Who was in Paris? - Lorenzo
Why am I missing my liver? - Lorenzo, bro.
Who can calculate the price of warrants? - Lorenzo, you low wage earner.

by NFT-Shortseller December 27, 2021