Loaf

Someone that is overweight and has very visible rolls is someone with a loaf,for instance if someone has rolls on lets say their back they have loafs on their back

*Fat guy running while his rolls bounce and jiggle*
Guy: LOOK AT THOSE LOAFS!

by YMCT June 18, 2016

Loaf

When someone is acting foolish or says something foolish you say "stop being a loaf"

Randall stop being such a loaf.

by east&southwest September 07, 2014

Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis October 17, 2008

Loafing

Getting really high on some kind of drug

"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"

by DOLPHINS February 23, 2012

Loafed

The feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard

"im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god"

by Fence Patrick November 03, 2011

on the loaf

adj.: describes a person or thing that is out of order, operating outside normal parameters; crazy; trippin'; drunk or high on drugs

Worker1: Man, what's the deal with Kevin today? He's not making any sense.
Worker2: Yeah, he's ON THE LOAF.

My computer is ON THE LOAF; it keeps freezing up on me.

by thematt999 June 21, 2005

Loaf

multi-functional word

ahh im gone bang him yano" "nah lowe him mans a loaf

by amjslranjpcbdl January 27, 2011