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lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
by Alex Long February 11, 2006
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lemon zesting

lĕm′ən zest′ĭng

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1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles

Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"
by DatAbs May 18, 2018
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Lemont High School

A high school in Lemont where most of the kids are either going to have lung cancer or an STD by the time they graduate. This school is filled with rich, entitled little shits that don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants or their tits in their shirts. They think it's cool to vape or smoke weed all over the school, and chances are there might be a hermit or two living up in the ceiling in the theater tech room. There's probably some chick in junior or senior year that's pregnant already, and nobody learns anything from health anymore, especially when it comes to sex ed.
"I go to Lemont High School."
"That fuckin' sucks."
by Evanescence2008 October 16, 2018
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Lemonade Chaser

When she gives you head and you finish and you have to pee but she keeps sucking.
Dude, Jennifer drank the lemonade chaser last night.
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
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lemon tart

lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.
(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"
by click here!.. February 28, 2023
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Lemon Booty

A phenomenon that occurs when a person or group of people appear to show signs of loss of composure under heavy pressure or stress. Commonly used by ESPN personality, Bomani Jones.
The Lakers had a 19-point lead in the 4th quarter, but now it's a 5-point lead and they're missing free throws. This is clearly Lemon Booty.
by Chuck K.C. Jones May 16, 2013
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lemonade wrestling

A sexual act where both partners urinate on the designated bed before engaging in sexual activity. While at it, wrestling moves may be performed.
Martha: Jane and Mario just peed on the bed before sex.
Frederik: They must be lemonade wrestling!
by urogynoproctologist November 3, 2009
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