laying a Brick

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.

John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8

by heycambychad April 7, 2009

Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

Kinda layin' down

A physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don't want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason.

phone rings
John: Hello?

Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!

John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.

*Click* Hangs up phone

by Superood November 13, 2017

Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

Back laying dick washer

Someone whom gets passed around by all the guys in the dope game. Most of em dont shower so ya know in the month of mae or june...that girl dirty

Man shes a back laying dick washer

by Pedalmulisha February 21, 2021

layin' to the bone

To cause great pain. Originally from blunt-object contusions with multiple hematomas penetrating all layers of connective-tissue, especially bone. Later generalised to indicate any pain which one finds difficult to tolerate, even heartburn from eating too much butter.

S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.

by metadrool October 18, 2010