lapjizz

A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

Lapinese

Label for resident or residents of La Pine Oregon, a notoriously "PWT" town with meth labs galore.

What are all these Lapinese doing in Bend?

by fedallah November 15, 2011

LALOI

Acronym. Laugh A Little On the Inside. Reaction to something mildly amusing but not quite funny enough to actually produce outward signs of hilarity.

LeBron only scored three points in the game last night--maybe he should consider gracefully passing the torch. LALOI

by Subdued Blonde November 26, 2017

laposonidue

A word made up by and insane 7 year old girl. Supposedly means crazy.

“Dude that party last night was so Laposonidue”

by Laposonidue April 21, 2020

lapaii

best fortnite player to ever exist lol

omg lapaii is so good

by milkky December 20, 2020

Lapizmaniac

A bisexual sociopath who constantly doubts his purpose in life. Also is a skid mark enthusiast, collecting centuries old underwear for the ancient faeces.

Lapizmaniac sucks balls

by Johnathan Swazztastic September 1, 2021

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.

by Verostoria January 22, 2022