lanyard

A derogatory term used to describe a midget or little person.

Bob: "Ausin Powers is one of my favorite movies."
Tom: "Me too. I love that little lanyard in it."

by iLikeTurtles86 August 27, 2009

Went Linear

To respond by losing one's sense of perspective and becoming agitated in the extreme.

Possibly borrowed from meteorology. A cellular storm "goes linear" when it turns into more of a squall line (or merges with an existing storm) -- i.e., that it's going to turn into a big black line of death. (from stormtrack.org).

I have a sense that there should also be a nuclear physics metaphor, but I don't know it.

My boss went linear when I showed him my expense report.

by jfkelley October 12, 2009

Linear Face

the most beautiful face you will ever see. just an absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous face, belonging to the most absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous person ever.

usually a ginger
always rmcevoy

Oh my God! You're so good-looking! you have such a linear face!

by niuqebuibuirqbe May 9, 2011

non-linear

Flipping out on somebody.

Guy be busting my chops so I went non-linear on his ass.

by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003

lanyard

the coolest sounding word in the english language.

my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008

Lanea

Lanea is a girl who has a nice ass , big titties , with braces . She has curly hair and loves black guys . She is a Christian girl who loves singing . She is a very freaky when it comes to being committed. Although she is very goofy she knows what she wants . She is very smart when she wants to be , but if she ain’t feeling school she won’t do it .

Lanea is a bomb ass female bro .

by Web dictionary March 4, 2019

Lazearse

1. A person who lacks the will or motivation to do physical activities of any kind,

2. Also is the feeling of being lazy.

3. Fatigued from being vulgar ("laze-Arse")

You lazearse, get off the couch!

by JCDZ February 7, 2010