A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007
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Kung Fu Vampire | Kung foo Vampyr
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.
ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.
PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.
ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.
PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
That guy looks different, acts different and glows with darkness, he is sinister and peaceful at the same time, maybe it's the Kung Fu Vampire.
by Kungfu Vampire June 28, 2007
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Get the kung fu mug.the stupidest and utterly retarded movie ever. i loved it. hahahaaa what do you get when you cross an owel with a bungi cord? MY ASS!!!!! hahaha. its betty! oooweooewewwe hahaha i love that dam movie.
today in DCL class, were going to watch Kung pow! (retards," neeeeeneeeee yea konggg poooweee yeeeeeeeyeeee")
by ken kaniff from conecticut May 7, 2004
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Zhang Yao: "Wang, I see you're sporting kung-fu hair these days."
Wang Chun: "Yeah, I know. I'm trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts."
Wang Chun: "Yeah, I know. I'm trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts."
by Joshua Chao October 1, 2005
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