Krausing

When somebody posts a status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.

"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status updates are boring and nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're on your way to meet them"

by Anonymous_1234_Cat August 11, 2013

kraus

one who is good at math, yet who has an uncanny resemblance to a dinosaur. A kraus is also often a person who derives sexual pleasure from completing math problems, or telling others that they are wrong at math.

Person1: "Hey, who is your calc professor next year?"
Person2: "I have Dr. Smith"
Person1: "Ha! Have fun, I talked to a friend of mine and I heard that that guy is such a kraus."

by joemama713 May 3, 2010

Krouse

Making all three outs in the same inning while hitting in softball or baseball.

Oh crap, I pulled a Krouse.

by Gnats June 25, 2010

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Krauter

(Kraut-er) An offensive name for a German used typically on foreign exchange students. *See Lederhosen Nigger

"Dude do you see that Krauter over there?" "Yeah the one with the glow braclets and pigtails doing backflips listening to techno, what a Krauter"

by JewilliamSherf November 18, 2011

Krausanator

a gay rapper who stands up for anal sex

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Krouse

When a girl is giving you head and she pukes on your dick.

Ew. She pulled a krouse.

by ElyXtc March 3, 2009