Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.
by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018

Code for suck my dick. When you don't want someone to catch onto what you are saying, so you use the code version.
by wesknows22 May 27, 2011

by no copycats allowed July 24, 2008

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.
Also known as "ICU knitting."
Also known as "ICU knitting."
Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.
by colorknit January 27, 2010

by thisisacodename May 14, 2015

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.
by giovany August 7, 2006

verb. -restaurant slang
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
