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Don’t get knitted.

Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.
Elektra: What does passion fruit taste like?

Samantha: A fruit?

Elektra: Don’t get knitted. 😂
by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018
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I love to knit

Code for suck my dick. When you don't want someone to catch onto what you are saying, so you use the code version.
Hey Taylor, I love to knit!!!

Damn, I need to meet someone who loves to knit.
by wesknows22 May 27, 2011
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Gee You Knit

a word that sounds like G-Unit when you say it
Me: Hey sup? Gee You knit foreva nigga
Cate: What? I don't get it
Me: Gee You Knit??
by no copycats allowed July 24, 2008
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intensive care knitting

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.

Also known as "ICU knitting."
Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.
by colorknit January 27, 2010
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I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.
A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."
by thisisacodename May 14, 2015
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stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage
When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.
by giovany August 7, 2006
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Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
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