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Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!
by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
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Klopsch

Klops: is german for: meaty balls. sch: is a German-Prussian name suffix giving it a European origin. Ancestors of Klopsch people came from the weapon makers of the Kaiser of Germany in medieval times.
"It took some klopsch to do a feat like that."
"You stood up to that bully, that took some Klopsch".
by HansJager January 25, 2006
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Klop

(Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.

Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.
I had sex with sally then Klopped her in the face.
by canada. July 24, 2008
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Klimpy

A horizontal 'brazilian'
Her klimpy made her hips look wider.

She hadn't waxed for a while so she had a handlebar klimpy
by punteroutforaduck December 3, 2010
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KLOPEK

A person who is slow-witted and incapable of paying attention. Symptoms are usually a result from generations of in-breeding
I told Klopek to change it three times already, and he still can't get it right!
by WALLY July 2, 2004
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Klopper

A word describing a female genitalia.
ayup love get ya fucking klopper out
by obongdongo May 7, 2020
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matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.
by emma moscherosch October 18, 2008
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