A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
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"It took some klopsch to do a feat like that."
"You stood up to that bully, that took some Klopsch".
"You stood up to that bully, that took some Klopsch".
by HansJager January 25, 2006
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(Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.
Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.
Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.
by canada. July 24, 2008
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by punteroutforaduck December 3, 2010
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by WALLY July 2, 2004
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