can of ketchup

A girl who pretends to have her period so that she doesn't have to have sex.

Doug: Jenn is so hot!
Ian: Don't waste your time, she's just a can of ketchup.

by Urs V September 27, 2008

Ash Ketchum

The man the myth the legend! The protagonist of the Pokemon anime series that has been going on for 20+ years or so.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.

"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"

"Wait a minute..."

"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"

"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"

"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."

"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."

"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"

by PicklerOfWicklers October 11, 2019

Ketchup pre-cum

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum

I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

by so fresh and so colleen June 3, 2015

Ketchard

Mustard and ketchup mixed together.

mustup is also an alternative to it.

Yo my Crenshaw nigga wants some ketchard on his burger.

by Sam Shelter October 15, 2006

keeotch

An annoying-yet-cute girl, usually in her late teens to early twenties, who works at a mall kiosk and calls out to unsuspecting passers-by in an attempt to convince them to buy something.

No matter how many times I walk by, the Cingular keeotch tries to get me to look at the damn Blackberries.

by SpiffyMarc April 10, 2007

Ketchup Everywhere

Typically a term used when a Mcdonald's worker by the name of Steve swings a trash bag full of ketchup everywhere then bails to clean it up at the end of his shift.

Oh, did you see Ketchup Everywhere? Yeah, it must have been steve.

by riceformvp October 27, 2012

Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"

Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011